Rat Fink Jokes Joke # 1

Rat Fink Jokes

Joke # 1 Shannon/Hillinger

Rat Fink builds the best car in the world it's called the Stealth 2000 and it runs Rat Fink about $500,000.00 just ta build the thing. Rat Fink takes her out for a spin and while doing so, stops fer a red light.

Rat Funk, Rat Fink's pappy pulls up next to him on his Moped and looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" Rat Fink replies "Well Pappy its my new Stealth 2000 Turbo Roadster. It cost me $500,000 ta build" "That's a lotta money!" says Pappy, shocked.

"Why did it cost ya so much sonny ?" "Cuz this car can do up to 220 miles per hour!" says Rat Fink proudly. Pappy asks "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure" replies Rat Fink. So Pappy pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Leaning back on his Moped, Pappy says "That's a pretty nice car, alright!" Just then the light changes, so Rat Fink decides to show Pappy what his car can do. He floors it, and within 14 seconds the speedometer reads 220mph. Rat Fink notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! Suddenly, Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh! Something whips by him, going 2, maybe 3 times as fast! Rat Fink wonders, "What on earth could be going faster than my Stealth 2000 ?" Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.

Whooooooooooooooooosh! Goes by again! And it almost looked like Pappy on the Moped! "Couldn't be" thinks the Rat Fink. "How could a Moped outrun my Stealth 2000?" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!

Whoooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ka-BbbbbbbbaMMMMMMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. Rat Fink jumps out and it is Pappy ! Of course, the moped and Pappy are hurt'in for certain. Rat Fink runs up to Pappy and asks 'em, "Are ya hurt bad Pappy ! Is the anything I can do fer ya ?" Pappy replies, "Yeah. Ya can unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"

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