Rat Fink Jokes Joke #2

Rat Fink Jokes

Joke # 2 Sabitno/Hillinger

Rat Fink was bragging to Born Bad one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his Born Bad called his bluff, "OK, Rat Fink how
about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Rat Fink
and Born Bad fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure
enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Rat Fink! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Born Bad is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Rat Fink that he thinks Rat Fink's knowing
Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Rat Fink says.
"President Clinton," Born Bad quickly retorts.

"Yes," Rat Fink says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
So off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Rat Fink on the tour
and motions him and Born Bad over, saying, "Why Rat Fink, what a surprise, I
was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and
let's have a soda first and catch up."

Well, Bone Bad is pretty shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to
Rat Fink, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Born Bad replies.
"Sure!" says Rat Fink. "I got relatives from Poland, and I've known the
Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Rat Fink and Born Bad are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rat Fink says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony
with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Rat Fink emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rat Fink returns, he finds that Born Bad has had fainted and
woz surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Born Bads' side, Rat Fink asks him, "What happened ?"

Born Bad looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the
balcony with Rat Fink ?"

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